Sweat~

Reminds me of 2004 & 2005, reading chemistry, but this time... I'm standing in front... asking, "what is electrolysis?"

ERr... what is a cathode again?

This is what's gonna happen the next few days...

My fav. time of the semester. Probally my last time experiencing it. oh holy big ass CAMERA.

And... been entertaining Snoopy quite a bit. It's a lonely dog.

Sis prevents it from mating with ugly dogs. Ermm... there aren't any pretty dogs around anyway.

I've also been cleaning and washing and cleaning and washing dog poo and pee!

AND ALSO, showering the very runny dog. oi...

ARGH...

AUNTIE???

It feels happy when you see a kid stare and smile at you.

BUT! It's very upsetting when you hear, "say hi to auntie... c'mon, say hi to auntie Adrian."

or "cakap bye bye auntie (say bye to auntie)."

And deep in my heart, I'll always go, "HAR AUNTIE? WHAT AUNTIE?????????"

My sister would start giggling and saying, " HA-HA auntie-ness!"

It happens like ten hundred thousand times already. Seriously man, am I THAT auntie?

Anyway, aunties do have their vain moments.

Haven't been doing this for ages. I feel kinda odd posting this up.

Meet Snoopy. Cute, isn't she?

She's my new playmate.

Well... I think she's lesbian.

She love sniffing pu**ies, and sometimes licking them. OMG. Like totally.

#1 unintentional

#2 unintentional

#3 unintentional

I hate myself.

Just so you all know it, I've stopped my cyberlife... I've stopped facebook-ing and friendster-ing. I've gotten sick and tired of it. In case you anyone tried searching for my account.

Again, I'm facing the lowest point in my life. So I should just beat it. Nothing works fine. Efforts seems effort-less. Near to zero. Invincible. Maybe I've not given enough. But can someone tell me the reason why I'm losing hair?

Most "auntiest" moment captured on camera

Thanks to my sister who has a recent love towards photography. In conjuction to my previous entry, I present to you...

*drum roll*

My most auntiest moments...

Hunch back

my sis says, "only aunties have red nails".

9 am


2 hours later... still in same position... no movements.


That so explains the enlargement of my butt flesh. heh~ Mum just said, "Lu Jee really looks like ah mu (old lady)", OMG... old lady now huh?

SO AUNTY!

Two of my sisters have been telling me ," you are SO AUNTY!"

And I won't deny it because,

#1 I buy things in bulk when there's sale going on. For example, Watsons was having an RM2 discount on their cotton wool. I bought 9 packs. I also don't mind squeezing into huge crowds...

#2 I love the PWP (Puchase with Purchase) promotion period!!! It's the COOLEST. If you don't know what it means, I'll let you know...

"Purchase above RM 20 and you can get this umbrella for RM1." Fimilliar? yeap. This is the purchase with purchase concept.

#3 I love to nag at my lil' sister and students on her studies. I love threatening kids, " if you don't want to study hor... just pack your bag, go out and walk home lor!"

#4 I love BUDGETING. Esp. on petrol. like do not make unnecessary trips, make sure my sister brings all her stuff to campus... and makes sure she brings money or food to campus when she has an hour break.

And I influenced The Man to budget as well. It's fun when you realized that you've saved some money.

#5 Sis says, "your blog logo is so AUNTY."

#6 My outfit. I don't wear very fashionable, I wear comfortable clothes. I do not wear very tight fitting clothes. As loose as possible please. And sometimes, my shoes don't match my clothes.

#7 Kids start calling me, "AUNTY!!" don't know if they're serious.

#8 I sound lame when trying to say cool stuff, like "yo"?!?!

#9 I am having hunch back now.

I am evolving... before I even turn 21! I need help!

The word 'aunty' is now a comment adjective between my sisters.

I hope no aunties will bombard me with mean comments saying that my views are stereotypical.